Ut Oh...

Shoot, I totally lost the NaBloPoMo challenge yesterday. It was partially alcohol induced, partially homework induced, and partially tennis induced. Anyway, I'm so ashamed at my lame NaBloPoMo performance. But I'll try to play out the game for the rest of the month...

OK, totally just got a dirty message on Friedster this morning. Some young friendly lady who just moved to Silver Spring and invited me to visit her website where she has special pictures for me. These porn guys went through some effort to solicit me, cuz her message is quite personalized to my profile. I'm quite impressed.

Marty sent me a random text msg last night asking what a "dangling participle" is. I responded that "Being in a drunken state, I was unable to understand the purpose of the strange grammar requests my friend sent me via text message." I woke up and found a text message from Marty and George requesting a "dirty" version. I didn't send one, as I didn't get the message, but let's see what the best we can come up with is... the best "dirty and classy" dangling participle... What about this dirty double entendre?

"Because it was dangling and distracting, my participle was ineffective at making my grammar teacher happy that evening, as her naked arm hung off the side of my bed."

Hmmm... not that tight, but the best I can do in two minutes.