Day Two

What did we learn today?

(1) If United Airlines tells you they'll deliver your lost luggage in about an hour, that really means it will show up at 1AM (from a 1PM flight).

(2) Although it's only 12 MB, if you try to download the NOPR for Order No. 888 from FERC's website, it will take all morning long.

(3) It takes about one week for Partha's foot to heal.

(4) USPS can cram a weeks worth of mail into your tiny apartment mailbox so densely that it warps space-time and engulfs your lobby within an event horizon.

(5) Borat comes out tomorrow.

(6) Turbulance is not usually enough to crash a plane.