09 March 2006

X-Ray Vision

Went to my physician assistant yesterday. She gave me some pills with a "broader spectrum" than those first antibiotics. They're what I like to call "more bad-ass" than the first pills. I don't want to jinx myself, but I've been on them for 24 hours, and I think I might feel noticeably better already. Is that possible?

After my appointment with the PA, I quietly slipped into radiology and requested my X-rays. They didn't even ask who I was! The only thing I can think of is that maybe they recognized me from when I had them taken. Or maybe they just give out x-rays to anyone. Anyway, the films were enormous, so I had to scan them in sections on my scanner. You can tell a little when you look at the image.

OK, here's what you've been waiting for...


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So the lesson here is that you wear nipple clamps and have a bullet lodged in his abdomen? You really get to know a guy when he posts his chest x-ray to the interweb. I might start calling you 50-Cent.
-Mike

td said...

I was just saying to someone the other day... "You know, that Mike is a nice boy, but I bet he's the kind of guy who couldn't tell the difference between nipple clamps and nipple rings if he saw them in an x-ray."